(opening theme playing)
(singing) gonna eat, gonna eat,
Gonna eat some food!
Oh, box pasta.
Fancy. (gasps)
Boil water. Stir occasionally.
Come on!
Too much work for this, dude.
Yo, rave, can you change the channel?
You change it, remote's closer to you.
Oh!
No, never mind.
I'll change it the old fashioned way.
Well, that didn't work at all.
Started a small fire too.
Shall we extinguish the flames?
Nah, just call the fire department.
But you are in closer proximity to the phone than am I.
Ah, no.
Well, we tried.
Ahhh!
Fire!
(shouting)
Water punch now!
Extinguishing kick! (grunts)
(panting)
Titans, this is the fourth fire this week,
I've had to put out with my sweet ninja moves.
(shouting)
Oh, thanks, man.
Could you also change the channel?
And fix the tv.
What is up with this team lately?
Being a super hero is hard.
Sometimes, a period of the vegetableling out is most necessary.
(alarm rings)
Looks like your rest and relaxation is over, titans.
Brother blood has kidnapped the city council.
Titans, go!
Oh!
Do we have to?
Yeah, I really don't feel like teleporting instantly across the entire city.
Fine, since you're all lazy and unprepared anyway,
I'll just take my other team!
What is this other team?
Oh, you don't know about my other team.
Well, maybe a little birdie can tell you all about it.
(bird calling)
(bird noises)
(in bird voice) hello.
Dude, what was...
Ah!
Team titans meet team robin!
-This is robin. -Hi there.
-Robin: Robin. -Well, hello.
-And finally, robin. -Sup?
Whoa! There are three other robins?
Oh, there have been more than that.
And golly, our chum batman does go through a side kick or two.
But, we're the best of the best.
That's right, robin.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a city council to save.
Robins, go!
Ahhh!
Mission complete!
Nice work, robin.
Couldn't have done it without you, robin.
Golly, robin, you were amazing!
But did you see robin out there?
Robin really robined the robins.
When I saw robin, robin the robin, I robined.
Team robin: Robin. Robin. Robin. Robin. Robin.
Team robin. Caw! Caw!
Dude, they just did our job for us!
And with great speed and efficiency.
Of course they did, they're all robins.
They always have to be the best.
Hmm...
Guys, this might shock you,
But I have an idea.
(inaudible whispering)
Robin: Ahem!
I hope seeing us in action has inspired you all to try harder.
Totally!
We learned our lesson. Thanks, rob.
Always happy to show what true heroism looks like.
Oh, sorry, I was talking to the other robin.
The one who did all the work.
Thanks, glad someone sees who the real hero is here.
Not you, robin, the best robin.
The one with the smooth hairless legs.
Thank you.
Guys, I'm robin classic, the best!
Care to test that theory?
Come on guys, we all know I'm the best.
There's no way I'm not the best robin.
Clearly I'm the best, at least the toughest.
-Ahhh! -Whoa!
(struggling) argh!
Come on, guys, you all better recognize...
-Whoa, whoa, whoa... This is the og robin. -(team robin squabbling)
(horn blows)
Now, obviously,
The best robin is the strongest,
The quickest, the most capable, right?
So, for instance,
The robin who could get pizza the fastest...
Getting pizza?
-How is that going to be... -It's going to be me!
-Hold on. -No, wait.
That wasn't very sporting at all.
I feel the guilt.
Should we not be doing our own work?
No way, it's like the old saying,
"always trick your friends into doing things for you and stuff."
-Why, yes, I do recall the saying. -Oh, yeah.
-Of course. I remember that one. -My dad used to say that.
I won! (laughs)
-I got the pizza first. -Thanks, robin. You're the best!
-I know. -Oh no, not you, robin, robin.
-Oh, golly. -Robin already got us a pizza and fixed the tv.
But, it's not hard when you put your mind to it.
-(beast boy mumbling) -beast boy,
Do you need help?
No, robin, I'm cool. Robin has it covered.
Now chew please, robin.
You, robin, are a rocking robin, robin.
Cyborg: Hey, robin!
Look at this cool outfit robin made for me.
It draws attention to the quads and calves,
Just like a costume should.
Gotta step up your game, robin, if you wanna compete.
Oh, I've never been so relaxed.
Deep breaths, let all the tension out.
Breaking knuckle punch!
Deep tissue karate chop!
Argh!
Sugar, please.
-It's so snug. -(mumbling)
It's got that snap I like.
Yes, robin, your fingers are like tiny magic claw bones...
-Claw bones... -(titans talking indistinctly)
That's it!
Every robin who's not robin, out!
No!
They were so helpful.
How am I gonna eat now?
The same way you used to!
(cries) I don't remember how!
Am... Am I doing it?
(alarm rings)
Brother blood's back!
But, the other robins are all gone.
Who's gonna fight 'em?
Us, obviously!
I know you're all feeling sluggish, but that's okay.
I will lead you to victory.
We will defeat brother blood
And prove once and for all that I am the best robin.
How did we get captured?
Seriously, I had a whole elaborate trap and everything!
Oh well, time to die.
Ahhh!
I know, I know, I wish they were faster too.
Now, I'm going to check on a few things around the lair.
Just keep screaming.
Ahhh!
Well, since we have some time, is there something you'd like to say to me.
Okay fine, maybe we were getting a little lazy.
We're sorry.
We will train most vigorously in the future.
Now call your robin buds and let's get outta here.
No way! The best robin doesn't need help.
I'll save us!
If I struggle enough,
I'll lose weight, then, I'll be able to slip out of the ropes.
(horn blows)
(laughs) nice work, best robin!
(struggling)
Getting a little sweat going.
-Just call the other robins. -Nope!
Come on, make that bird sound.
Don't need to. (struggling)
Fine, I'm just going to call them myself.
(cawing)
That's not it, dude.
It's like... (imitating bird)
Just stop, they're not coming!
(struggling) the pounds are melting off.
I believe it was more of the...
(imitating bird)
No, come on, it was...
Caw.
(cawing)
Oh, no, no. You're not going to get them to come that way.
It's actually... (bird call)
(crowing)
Wait! No, no, no, stop!
I take it back!
Holy hostages, robin!
Looks like you could use some help.
-Yes! -No!
Just checking in.
Your deaths, are they imminent yet?
Robin! Robin! Robin!
Robin! Robin! Robin! Robin! Robin!
Robin! Robin!
Robins!
Attack!
No!
(laughing)
Hurt bot!
Must show robin who the best robin is.
Robins, go!
Uh, the death circle isn't built
For this many people. So I need you all to squeeze together, okay?
Otherwise, I'm going to have to run it twice and that is just a hassle.
Guys, if this is it,
I just want you all to know,
Since these losers failed,
This means I'm back in the running for "best robin"!
-Yes! -You were captured first.
Look, you each have different strengths.
Robin may be best at combat but he doesn't have robin's toned muscular thighs.
Why, thank you.
And only one robin is the best at the foot rubs.
Toes are the key to the perfect massage.
They're right. There's no way to truly tell who's the best robin.
We should just be okay being ourselves.
Especially since we'll all be dead soon.
Ahhh!
-(clattering) -(gunfire)
Curse you, super robin.
(robot groaning)
All right! That's the best robin!
(cawing)